broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

  • person: so where did you learn html?
  • me: not.... neopets...

itseasytoremember:

wicked-is-hella:

itseasytoremember:

I wonder if there are Quidditch “street rules” matches where everyone’s taking liquid luck and all spells are fair game

People have died and gone missing due to Quidditch as it is what are you doing

THEY TURN UP IN A MONTH OR TWO IT’S FINE CALM DOWN

koromons:

papermulberry:

i just realized that although they’d be p old by the time the war of the ring was over that bofur, bifur and bombur were all still alive and living in erebor by gloins account (and i doubt theyd have fought in the whole battle of dale+easterlings+erebor that happened durin events of lotr) means i can totally within rights draw fanart of gimli bringing legolas home just to get met with a lot of old dwarves being all HEY NOW  I REMEMBER YOU 

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angryplum:

shsl-pornstar:

man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo

"If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will KISS THIS WOMAN on the MOUTH in front of your children.”

lesbiancutie:

she wears short skirts i wear nuclear radiation proof body suits